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Bunnies

Born on November 17th, 2005
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Kitted Bunny

Naming Syntax

A bunny is a baby rabbit.  Sometimes people call adult rabbits bunnies, but they are just using that word because it sounds cuter.

Bunnies on Film

Countless scientific studies have found that, when compared to other small mammals, bunnies are some of the best actors around.  As a result, bunnies have been featured in several feature films, including Monty Python and the Holy Grail, The Matrix, and Wallace & Gromit in The Curse of the Were-Rabbit, and also several television ads for Energizer batteries. 

Bunnies in Alternate Manifestations

Since bunnies are soft to pet in real life, many bunny stuffed-animals have been produced and mass-marketed.  With bunny stuffed-animals, you can enjoy all the cuteness and softness of a real bunny, without the cleanup or yucky carrots.

Bunny Murder

The Bunnyman Bridge in Clifton, Northern Virginia, USA is the setting of gruesome, homicidal events.  To make a long story short, STAY AWAY FROM THE BUNNYMAN BRIDGE.

stick figure chopping a hopping bunny in half

Bunnies as Food

This is what it looks like when a little stick figure battle-axes a bunny.  Bunny meat makes for a tasty meal, but please exercise humaneness when executing the little creatures.  I'm sure battle-axing is one of the more violent ways to make dinner.