What does F.A.Q. mean?
On other websites, F.A.Q. is usually an acronym for “Frequently Asked Questions”. But, since nobody has really asked any of these questions, this F.A.Q. hereby stands for “Fictitiously Asked Questions”.
How can I contact you?
Well, there are three ways:
- Yell REALLY LOUDLY.
- e-mail me at billamonster@bil...ummmm...oh yeah! billamonster.com
- Use this super easy contact form thingy.
How are you?
Fine, thank you.
What is the square root of Pi?
RADICAL PI!!! 8-)
What ever is a BillaMonster???
Don't worry, a BillaMonster is not like most other monsters that are mean and eat people's heads off. It is a fictional creature that wishes to show you things on the internet.
Can I trade you Marvin Gardens, St. James Place, and a Get Out of Jail Free card for Boardwalk?
No.
What if I throw in $300 too?
Dude, no. You have Park Place; I'm not giving you a monopoly.
Dude, Boardwalk and Park Place aren't even landed on that much! I'm GIVING you the third orange one! C'mon!
No means no.
Got any sixes?
Go fish.
Why would I want to bill a monster?
This method proves quite appropriate in cases where the monster in question has purchased a good or service from you. (How entrepreneurial of you!)
Who are you really?
Fine; I'll tell you if you really want to know.
Do you have another website? This one is old and seldom updated. And I can't comment on anything!
Yep; www.unfinishedblog.org is more where I'm at nowadays.
