INGREDIENTS: TOMATO CONCENTRATE MADE FROM RED RIPE TOMATOES, DISTILLED VINEGAR, HIGH FRUCTOSE CORN SYRUP, CORN SYRUP, SALT, SPICE, ONION POWDER, NATURAL FLAVORING.

Usage Tip

If you can't get the ketchup out of those neato glass bottles, hold the bottle at an angle of approximately 47 degrees and hit it as hard as you can on the table.  This will cause the bottle to shatter, releasing an ample supply of ketchup while simultaneously impaling vital organs, because you're going to die anyway from all that high fructose corn syrup.

Happy ketchuping!